To katherine,
Sub: offer of love
Dearest Ms katherine
1. I am happy to inform you that i have fallen in love with
you since the 7th of august (wednesday).
2. With reference to the meeting held between us on the
11th of Aug. at 15:25hrs,i would like to present myself as
a prospective lover.
3. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of
three months and depending on compatibilty,would be
made permanent.
4. Upon completion of probation,i propose that there will
continuous "on the job training" and performance
appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to
spouse.
5. I propose that the expenses incurred for outings and
entertainment would be shared equally between us.
6. I further propose that later,based on our mutual
performance,i might take up a larger share of the
expenses.
7. However,i am broad-minded to allow myself to be
taken care of,onyour expense account.
8. I humbly request you to kindly respond within 30 days
of receiving this notice,failing which,this offer would be
cancelled without further notice and i shall be considering
someone else.
9. I wish to add here that i would be happy if you could
forward this letter to your sister,if you do not wish to take
up this offer.
Wish you all the best.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Please reply if you so desire.
Yours sincerely,
Mr Danjuma
-nairaland.com
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