Saturday 15 November 2014

5 things you'll find in a broke dude's wallet and a Rich Kid's wallet

Alright, we don't mean to sound meanor touchy with this indigenous story but hey! The Truth is worth it's weight so here are 6 things you'd find in a broke a*s nigga's wallet

1. N5,000:
This is probably the last money he'll ever see in a long time, so he keeps it there for memory purposes ;)

2. Multiple Debit or Credit cards:
A broke nigga will keep these cards which have absolutely no concrete financial value in the mini portion of his wallet, sometimes, the cards may even be broken.... but hey who cares!

3.Sim cards:
Broke dudes may have a up to 5 SIM cards of different networks with absolutely no airtime or credible contact on them; not atleast a non-broke dude on it!

4. I D card:
Probably an expired and defaced licence or voter's card.

5. Complementary cards:
We all have that in our wallets but broke niggas make a library of such. Hell yeah! Makes their wallet look like a bible.. But who cares!

6. 1960bet tickets:
Broke niggas do lots of betting, they've got their wallets full of more tickets and less money.

Now let's talk Rich Kids. Here is list of necessary components of a rich kid's wallet

1. Hard Currency:
Broke niggas use the word "Hard currency" cos it's always "hard" for them to spot such "currencies" really

2. Versacé labels: Rich kids have a thing for fashion and such wallets may have an origin from Versace so labels are key.

3. Schedule:
Rich business kids believe time is money and plan their day precisely having their schedule on the front face of the wallet!

4. Cinema tickets:
Fun is ok as long as it isn't mixed with pleasure.  Rich kids enjoy keeping their movie tickets close by...

The Rich kids don't pile up load in their wallets, they delegate responsibiliies as such.

So we've been able to outline the differences between actually being a rich kid an possibly a wanna be....  I rest my case here

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